The Author Themself

Or: Who does this guy think they areis, anyway?

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Oh, hello! My name is Marijn Florence Robert [Lastname].[0]I like to use "van Hoorn" as a pseudonymous surname on occasion. I'm a Dutch citizen residing in Northern England (help).

I'm non-binary (more specifically, genderfluid); i go by they/them, ve/vem/vir[1]vem rhymes with them; vir is pronounced like veer, he/him, and she/her, although if you're going to pick one, i'd suggest you go with one of the gender-neutral ones. (if you refresh the page the pronouns used in the header will probably change!)

I'm also a hellenic pagan worshipping Apollo, Dionysus, and Hermaphroditus; you can check out my shrines to them here!

As you may have noticed while browsing this site, i have a number of *deep sigh* typing quirks[2]DAMN YOU ANDREW HUSSIE with regards to how i use the English language. In no particular order, these include:

You can find me on the tumblr at @concerned-batavian, and on the discord at marijnšŸŒˆxo#0270. (if you got my discord info via neocities, put it in your username temporarily or somethingā€” i'm not exactly in the habit of accepting friend requests from non-mutuals!)

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